As most of my Flist will agree, much of this Journal should not be read literally. Posts are whimsical, fanciful and hopefully, of great humor to many. Most of the time. There are also rants, whines and contents under pressure or without greater context. Lesser varieties are factual. Sarcasm is almost always a possibility.

If comprehension of an invidual post leads one to believe:
a) she's joking
b) she's venting
c) she's evil
d) all of the above

Chances are, d) & then some.

That is all.