Alone in the house with two puppies

[trystinn]

Today pearls of wisdom sampler:
* Flash, get out of the closet
* Flash, get off the sofa table
* Flash, get off the coffee table
* Flash, get off the dining room table
* Gunner, stop climbing on the window sills
* Gunner, get out of the shower
* Flash, stop walking on the back of the sofa
* Stop chewing on my wallet, the both of you
* If one more dog poops a 20-sided dice, someone is going to die in their sleep
* Stop licking the collie
* Leave Tracker alone before he farts and kills us all
* Flash, stop barking at the washing machine. I know its off-balanced and I'm going to fix it once you get out of the way
* Get off the sofa, I need a nap
* Get off me, I need a nap
* GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY, we have a YARD for that SORT OF THING!!!

And the cat just rolled over and fell off his perch. I'm blaming Ctthulu.

Comments

[seastormwitch.livejournal.com]

*ROFLMFAO*

I hear you loud and clear. There are days I want to pack mine off to someone's country farm.

[keastree.livejournal.com]

I have cats who very much remind me of this. Though different in style, the effect is the same...utter CHAOS! :)

Maybe that's why my kitten is named Miss Eris.

[tryst-inn.livejournal.com]

The problem rests on that very issue: I AM that country farm!

[seastormwitch.livejournal.com]

Sooo...if you get a care package with air holes you'll just take it in stride, right?!

[tryst-inn.livejournal.com]

LMAO Most probably I'd just sit down and cry. :)

[tryst-inn.livejournal.com]

See, generally, we're afraid of names like that - so we tend to go with safe ones. Though Flash is affectionately known around here as Demon Spawn.