Odd things...

There are several wreaths on the front of our home, each of them gifts from friends, with stars strung across the middles with colored yarn. They are fairly mundane things, having never caused any alarm or concern. Frankly unless you're looking for the stars specifically you are bound to miss them completely. There's also a mezuzah on the front door frame, just to add a small touch of "WHATTHEFUCKitis", which has served as a lovely distraction when church's come a-knocking. Which they do often. We get quite a few missionaries and they've never noticed either, oddly enough.

Inevitably perhaps, someone noticed *something* today - there was a pamphlet stating "The End to False Religion" by the Jehovah's Witless Witness.

The irony.

Meeting Minutes: October 18, 2006

The meeting of the anatomical combinant of Trista now comes to order. When your name is called, please report your state of being.

Brain: Foggy
Nose: Stuffed
Throat: Scratchy
Sinuses: Full
Body Electric: Achy
Arms: Listless
Lungs: Heavy
Extremeties: Cold
Ears: Clogged

Motion offered to suspend the meeting and forthwith retire to a place of rest and recovery:
All: AYE!

Motion carried.

/Blech