Male hearing

Josh comes home from the Evil Empire (Home Depot) and announces he's going to fix the toilet in the master bathroom. He broke with tradition and used it instead of the hall bath and realized that one has to hold down the handle until the toilet completely flushes, then push the handle back up to regular position or it will keep running.

"Didn't you notice it was broken?", he asks me.

What are the odds that his OCD wife hasn't noticed the toilet was broken?

"Why didn't you tell me it needed fixing?" he asks.

What are the odds his Jewish wife didn't complain about the broken toilet, the one that's been broken for the last six months?

Men. *angry fist waving*

First Sourdough

Thanks to wild_heart, we're swimming in sourdough starter here. Despite the chill (mid-fifties today) and the damp, I managed to make two gorgeous sourdough loaves.

Here's one to tempt you: