The Pickup Saga

We've finally made the deal to buy the Silverado, now we're just waiting for the insurance check to clear at our credit union.

*sigh*

And now for something completely different . . .

In case of nuclear attack:

1. Steal someone else’s newspaper.

2. Play peek-a-boo.

3. Leave your wife and daughter at home.

4. Scare someone while pretending to be Napoleon.

5. Go window shopping.

6. Go out for dinner.

7. Have sex.

8. Stand in a closet with wheels.