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Great brother-in-law joke
A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery. He woke from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital. As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for his treatment. She asked if he had health insurance.
He replied, in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."
The nun asked if he had money in the bank.
He replied, "No Money in The bank."
The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?"
He said, "I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun."
The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not Spinsters! Nuns
are married to God."
The patient replied, "OK, send the bill to my
brother-in-law".
He replied, in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."
The nun asked if he had money in the bank.
He replied, "No Money in The bank."
The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?"
He said, "I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun."
The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not Spinsters! Nuns
are married to God."
The patient replied, "OK, send the bill to my
brother-in-law".