Furkid update

[trystinn]

Flash just ate a check. The one made out to pay the water bill. Thank Gods it wasn't a paycheck.

0__o

Comments

[vicki-sine.livejournal.com]

The water bill you say,...maybe he was thirsty...did you check?

Well I am sure it will all come out in the end, hopefully without a lot of change.

You should know the doggie definition for food,...if you find it ...
eat it...if it does not come back up...it is food.
That is a constant with dogs,...you can bank on it.

[tryst-inn.livejournal.com]

Vicki, I have had dogs almost my whole life - certainly my entire adult life but I have never had a dog like Flash. That's a good thing, I would have given up!

He's sleeping on the top of the sofa back, looking quite innocent. Once he starts pooping Tweety checks, the yard is going to look even weirder.

[vicki-sine.livejournal.com]

chuckle...puns woman...puns

[vicki-sine.livejournal.com]

Water bill...thirsty

did you "check"

Guess they wus lousy puns if I got to explain the change.

[tryst-inn.livejournal.com]

sorry, I've been torturing customer service personnel via the phone and chat. :)

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Regrettably, with large dogs, it's often more like:
Find it - eat it.
If it does not come back up - it is food.
If it does come back up - it is food again!

I love dogs, but also, dogs are really, really gross.

[tryst-inn.livejournal.com]

Basset hound - if it smells like food, its food.

A large dog on tiny legs. :)

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

I had a dog like that once. He was a border collie mix. We called him Loki, for exactly the reasons one might think a person would call a dog Loki.

He ate books. But not all books. Only books about science. He would pull other books off the shelf and take a bite or two, but he only destroyed science books. He got about halfway through The Universe is a Green Dragon before deciding it didn't count.

Also, once upon a time, when I was a young kidling, I had a miniature dachshund that, when you left it alone in the house for more than about an hour, would tear up any paper it could find in the house (newspapers, bills, checks, Dixie cups, toilet paper), build a pile of the shreds, and then poop on top of the pile. Every time. So I guess it could be worse. :)

[tryst-inn.livejournal.com]

Sounds like Loki was a Creationist. :)

Flash is Flash. There's no explaining him. And yet, somehow, he's very dear.

[wild-heart.livejournal.com]

Flash - Don't eat a check that your ass can't cash.

[tryst-inn.livejournal.com]

Update: The check has...cleared.

Thank Gods the accountant at our community water district has a sense of humor. And has owned hounds before.

[wild-heart.livejournal.com]

*snort*