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trystinnWhenever you find yourself feeling a bit low or depressed this winter, I have a never fail plan that works each and every time. I share it with you, please share it with others who need it. It's 100% drug free, eco-friendly and it is absolutely guaranteed to work each and every time.
Here's what you do: Find the nearest midsize dog or larger. If you haven't one, borrow one. Grab a towel, preferably that old beloved beach towel you just can't part with, and said dog. If you are borrowing said dog, ask for their towel and they will sagely nod, appreciating your deep wisdom is requesting it.
The dog needn't be wet, you will both appreciate this either way. Place dog between knees then begin toweling! For added fun, sing a silly mischievous song. I'll offer mine, but you're likely to create a few of your own after a few sessions. Now, to the tune of "Farmer in the Dell":
"The Rubbing of the Butt,
The Rubbing of the Butt,
Oh how the doggie loves the Rubbing of the Butt!"
Repeat until you collapse into giggles and can't stand anymore. Then offer the towel and ecstatically wriggling, happy dog to another who needs it.
Here's what you do: Find the nearest midsize dog or larger. If you haven't one, borrow one. Grab a towel, preferably that old beloved beach towel you just can't part with, and said dog. If you are borrowing said dog, ask for their towel and they will sagely nod, appreciating your deep wisdom is requesting it.
The dog needn't be wet, you will both appreciate this either way. Place dog between knees then begin toweling! For added fun, sing a silly mischievous song. I'll offer mine, but you're likely to create a few of your own after a few sessions. Now, to the tune of "Farmer in the Dell":
"The Rubbing of the Butt,
The Rubbing of the Butt,
Oh how the doggie loves the Rubbing of the Butt!"
Repeat until you collapse into giggles and can't stand anymore. Then offer the towel and ecstatically wriggling, happy dog to another who needs it.
