6 weird things meme
Apr. 26th, 2006 11:18 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
trystinnHold tight and don't drink anything, you have been warned:
1) I write quite a bit and have been offered a publishing contract, sadly for the Erotica. Not the "right" contract, so I'm holding out for a better offer.
2) My writing has been published in college English textbooks. If pressed, I will post the piece(s) to my LJ for friends-only.
3) No one is more surprised than me that I'm married. To a Navy man. On Whidbey Island. (but I digress...)
4) I had a job offer in NYC for six figures that I turned down to remain in Washington state. (Caveat: it would have required working for my father, so chances are either or both of us would have been dead by now.)
5) I used to work for Dan Quayle and had a WildC.A.T.S. trading card of him in my pocket the entire time. (The one where he's being exorcised by a stripper named Voodoo)
6) I have ties to both the Irish and Greek Mafia.
So what have we learned from this? Don't mess with Trista or she'll: a) write you into a story, thereby eviscerating you in fiction, b) turn her Mafia friends onto you or c) sic Mr. Potato(e)-head on you.
1) I write quite a bit and have been offered a publishing contract, sadly for the Erotica. Not the "right" contract, so I'm holding out for a better offer.
2) My writing has been published in college English textbooks. If pressed, I will post the piece(s) to my LJ for friends-only.
3) No one is more surprised than me that I'm married. To a Navy man. On Whidbey Island. (but I digress...)
4) I had a job offer in NYC for six figures that I turned down to remain in Washington state. (Caveat: it would have required working for my father, so chances are either or both of us would have been dead by now.)
5) I used to work for Dan Quayle and had a WildC.A.T.S. trading card of him in my pocket the entire time. (The one where he's being exorcised by a stripper named Voodoo)
6) I have ties to both the Irish and Greek Mafia.
So what have we learned from this? Don't mess with Trista or she'll: a) write you into a story, thereby eviscerating you in fiction, b) turn her Mafia friends onto you or c) sic Mr. Potato(e)-head on you.
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Date: 2006-04-26 07:25 pm (UTC)LMAO
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Date: 2006-04-26 07:30 pm (UTC)Like THAT is the worst thing that's ever going to happen to me...
MY victems (ahem, freinds) end up with their pictures on the internet.
remind me to tell you about the "name that butt" contest from our Yule party several years ago...