I can't stop laughing...

[trystinn]

Yesterday Josh did something Josh almost never does. No no, not that. He washed the dishes. Now I don't know what exactly came over the man, its an absolute wonder he did so. Typically I have to stand over his shoulder with a frying pan aimed at his head before he'll voluntarily do dishes. Which, arguably, makes it more like voluntold.

His unfamiliarity with washing dishes, however, managed to wreak a little bit of havoc upon him. Fortunately this havoc could be temporarily bandaged with papertowels and a lot of packing tape until after the dedication ritual. And so yes, we ended up taking him to the ER. Where everyone we met, from check in to waiting room to trauma area, laughed with us.

A good night, three stitches included.

Comments

[seastormwitch.livejournal.com]

No WAY! *LOL*

[wild-heart.livejournal.com]

Josh? Meet the business side of a knife. Knife? That's close enough.

[tryst-inn.livejournal.com]

I think he's well on his way to becoming a wonderful HP, he's certainly dedicated!

[tryst-inn.livejournal.com]

LMAO Actually it was a drinking glass - from the very set he picked out as part of his birthday gift in October.

[wild-heart.livejournal.com]

Okay, that's just too weird.

Since the beginning of November, I've broken 3 drinking glasses in the apt. Evan, despite not being here for most of that time, has broken 2. I just bought new glasses yesterday because we're running out of them!

I'd say mazel tov, but blessings shouldn't require stitches.

Told You So Karma

[tryst-inn.livejournal.com]

The funny thing was about a minute beforehand Danielle had chided him on his technique, warning him that he shouldn't put his hand in the glass like that because it could break and cut him. He protested, ignored her and did it anyway.

She's still gloating. Can't blame her at all.

He's now been warned he may only use and wash the plastic ones.

[evaelisabeth.livejournal.com]

Congratulations to the new Dedicant, good on him for trying to do the dishes, tell him he just needs more practice.

[bunnsidhe.livejournal.com]

That man will NEVER wash the dishes again! Poor Josh.

[tryst-inn.livejournal.com]

Now THAT's the best advice yet.

Happy belated birthday, btw. :)

[tryst-inn.livejournal.com]

Oh yes he will! We're getting a dishwasher pronto, and he's pretty decent about attending to them.