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Feeling overly confident since the zombies appear to be repelled by BMWs, tasteful home decor and 100% Egyptian cotton hand-woven by former British sympathizers. All of which my mother has in ready supply. Scones and used Tanglewood passes have been piled near the borders for use as ammunition and the residents have placed the area's buffalo in protected custody. Due to methane concerns, the Herefords are on their own.
Until further notice, the Red Lion Inn in Stockbridge has been designated as an impromptu command center and all notifications as to zombie sighting will be broadcast by Arlo Guthrie, should the need arise. Mr. Guthrie would like to assure all Berkshire residents that he has been preparing for this sort of thing for years and is well settled, having believed for years that the Republican party would invade the Berkshires sooner or later. "Alice's Restaurant" will be played simultaneously over the radio and through cell phones should the worst occur.
May the Gods have mercy on our souls!
Until further notice, the Red Lion Inn in Stockbridge has been designated as an impromptu command center and all notifications as to zombie sighting will be broadcast by Arlo Guthrie, should the need arise. Mr. Guthrie would like to assure all Berkshire residents that he has been preparing for this sort of thing for years and is well settled, having believed for years that the Republican party would invade the Berkshires sooner or later. "Alice's Restaurant" will be played simultaneously over the radio and through cell phones should the worst occur.
May the Gods have mercy on our souls!
