Southern Security

HOW TO INSTALL A SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

1) Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2) Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
3) Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
4) Leave a note on your door that reads:

Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim:
I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Any way, I locked all 4 of 'em in the house.
Better wait outside.
Cooter

Product Offerings - Oils, Part 1

I'm still tweaking the write ups, but I've managed to get quite a few of the Egyptian Traditional Oils up on the site. Ruth & Jay's comments have been included in those write ups, if anyone was interested. I've limited this first batch to those I purchased for my own use, though I will be adding additional products in the coming weeks. Pardon the horrid graphics, I'm still waiting on the importer's photography.

Oils included are:
Red Amber
Musk
Jasmine
Attar of Roses
Amber Kashmir
Sandalwood
Lotus
7 Chakras Oil (the above blended together)
Thoth
Sekmet
Hathor

As far as my own blended oils go, I've gotten three of them up and need to add distinctive photography, as well. I'm holding off on offering mine, as I still need to buy product bottles and allow the oils to finish seeping another month or so. I've decided to delay the Hyssop Oil, because while I realize its "traditional" via the grimoires in my possession to use mineral oil, its taking much longer to set up than the others in olive oil. To date, I've added:

Three (aka Three Kings, Three Wise Men, etc.) oil
Abramelin - Calamus Oil
Abramelin - Galangal Oil

Tonight I'm starting a batch of Fire of Azrael Oil (a'la Dion Fortune's novels), should be wonderful!