Shit, wrapped in silk, is still shit

Our neighbor has been battling with the mother of his child for shared custody and its gotten down right ridiculous. She and her new partner have been trespassing on his property late at night when he's not home, so at his request we've been calling the sheriff when she does so. Given that our driveways face each other and the Bassets alert whenever she trespasses, we know almost immediately when it occurs. This has gone on for years, but we've only just now begun calling the sheriff.

So now she's requesting that the court require pickups and drop offs of their child in town, because his neighbor (me) is "culturally different" from her and that makes her "uncomfortable". This is, she insists "reason enough" for the parenting plan change - that I live across the street. Somehow, I don't think its my Irish-German ethnicity that she has issues with.

Worse yet, she's a Social Studies teacher.