Too good not to share

[trystinn]

You can see why the kosher equivalent of the X-men will never be a blockbuster hit. I introduce you to the Jewish Hero Corps

The lineup:
Magen David - pretty ribbons on his yarmulke and apparently, wears a mini-skirt
Menorah Man - eight flaming arms of fighting power
Minyan Man - can clone himself to create a minyan
Shabbas Queen - complete with a big shiny wand
Dreidel Maidel - she spins. In a skirt
Matzah Woman - ate radioactive matzah
Kipa kid - throws yarmulkes

Dear Gods...please tell me this is all a joke.

Comments

[brock-tn.livejournal.com]

Update: See web reference for "Son-of-God" here.

[tryst-inn.livejournal.com]

oh dear Gods - that's ridiculous.

I take it his weakness is a stout beam of oak?

[brock-tn.livejournal.com]

Either that or pork products...