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Calling all cars be on the lookout for an RV with pagan stickers
Seb, darling~
I adore you. I worship your slippered feet. I prostrate myself before your magnificent self in all your occult and mundane glory. I willingly bring you slave-boys a'plenty from the local and woefully inadequate stock.
That said - when you tell me you'll be here at 1:30 and I'm still waiting at 4:15 - could you pretty-pretty please call me and tell me wtf is going on?
Thank you,
*smooches*
P.S. Get a frickin' cell phone, will ya?
I adore you. I worship your slippered feet. I prostrate myself before your magnificent self in all your occult and mundane glory. I willingly bring you slave-boys a'plenty from the local and woefully inadequate stock.
That said - when you tell me you'll be here at 1:30 and I'm still waiting at 4:15 - could you pretty-pretty please call me and tell me wtf is going on?
Thank you,
*smooches*
P.S. Get a frickin' cell phone, will ya?