Calling all cars be on the lookout for an RV with pagan stickers

[trystinn]

Seb, darling~

I adore you. I worship your slippered feet. I prostrate myself before your magnificent self in all your occult and mundane glory. I willingly bring you slave-boys a'plenty from the local and woefully inadequate stock.

That said - when you tell me you'll be here at 1:30 and I'm still waiting at 4:15 - could you pretty-pretty please call me and tell me wtf is going on?

Thank you,
*smooches*

P.S. Get a frickin' cell phone, will ya?