The stereotypes are quite true

[trystinn]

From the Whidbey News Times Police scanner, Sunday, Oct. 5 - At 12:06 p.m., a man at a Highway 20 store reported that a woman stole prescription medicine from his pocket. The man described the woman as “freaky looking like all the women in the town.”

Around here this means either:
a) hoochie
b) slob

Both come in varieties of Navy wife or townie. My bet goes to townie on this one, as most Navy wives fill scripts at the Navy Hospital.