Completely not safe for work & has no redeeming value

[trystinn]

But it is funny in a "I've drunk too much beer today" kind of way.

http://www.turdtwister.com/

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[brock-tn.livejournal.com]

Sadly, I know too may people who would wind up injuring themselves trying to actually use that device. Especially if it was something done AFTER beer.

[brock-tn.livejournal.com]

Which reminds me, did you hear or read about the woman who was injured when she and her partner tried to install a dildo on an electric reciprocating saw?

[tryst-inn.livejournal.com]

Geesh. It was bound to happen with "F*cking Machines" websites extolling the virtues of it. Apparently they ignored the instructions to remove saw before attaching dildo. Given that the attachment is available at multiple websites makes this even more idiotic.

[glenmarshall.livejournal.com]

Well... uhh... I'm speechless.

[tryst-inn.livejournal.com]

The things our friends find online and send us, eh?

[brock-tn.livejournal.com]

DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!!! tHE PERSONS IN THIS VIDEO ARE HIGHLY EXPERIENCED PROFESSIONALS!!! DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!!!

The only natural resource of which we seem to have an unlimited supply is stupidity.

I suspect that this couple was either so unsophisticated that they did not realize that the proper implement could be ordered from a catalog or online, or were too cheap to do so, or (most likely of the three, IMHO,) were simply too impatient to realize the hazard they were embracing.

[tryst-inn.livejournal.com]

The Gods sure must love idiots and little green apples - they made so many of them!

[brock-tn.livejournal.com]

Truth, this.

[tryst-inn.livejournal.com]

I'm waiting for the Darwin Awards to pick up that news item.

[proteus013.livejournal.com]

Soooooo wrong, lol.

[tryst-inn.livejournal.com]

Did you check out the order page for the "other products offered"??

Craziness.