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News in a small town, police blotters
Now that the Coupeville quarterback scandal (you heard it here first) is dying down, the local news has gone back to it's former weirdo levels.
Headline: Wine goes to teen's head.
Police are on the lookout for a teenager with a bottle-shaped injury, who broke into a garage and was startled by a wine bottle wielding homeowner.
A Dodge Caravan attacks the local BBQ Joint sign, sliding into it on it's side.
A small black goat was found in Midvale, owner sought.
50% of local elections run unopposed. Community cries out at lack of information on unopposed candidates.
Oak Harbor's Homecoming was interrupted by a fire alarm, no one heard it over the music until the fire department showed up.
Rocky, the local karaoke guru, will be performing at the Red Sky Lounge.
Three (different) goats were found in Rolling Hills (my neighborhood), owner sought.
A man called to report a hunter cleaning a deer on his property. At 2 am.
Dentures found at Lagoon Point. Toothless fisherman sought.
A caller reports a cow in the middle of Monroe Landing Road.
A Ridgeview resident reported an abandoned boat on his property.
A Bayville woman called to report a peacock on the hood of her car and wouldn't let her approach. (FWIW, I know who owns that peacock!)
A Highway 20 resident reported a large black turkey in his yard. After inspection, the turkey was found to be a local, wild variety. A Sheriff was called to 'deal' with the turkey, justice has been served (and so will the turkey).
Kineth Point Road resident reported that a neighbor just landed a helicopter in the yard. The caller wants to know if that is acceptable. (This guy has been fixing that helicopter in his front yard for almost a decade, glad to know it's flying)
Headline: Wine goes to teen's head.
Police are on the lookout for a teenager with a bottle-shaped injury, who broke into a garage and was startled by a wine bottle wielding homeowner.
A Dodge Caravan attacks the local BBQ Joint sign, sliding into it on it's side.
A small black goat was found in Midvale, owner sought.
50% of local elections run unopposed. Community cries out at lack of information on unopposed candidates.
Oak Harbor's Homecoming was interrupted by a fire alarm, no one heard it over the music until the fire department showed up.
Rocky, the local karaoke guru, will be performing at the Red Sky Lounge.
Three (different) goats were found in Rolling Hills (my neighborhood), owner sought.
A man called to report a hunter cleaning a deer on his property. At 2 am.
Dentures found at Lagoon Point. Toothless fisherman sought.
A caller reports a cow in the middle of Monroe Landing Road.
A Ridgeview resident reported an abandoned boat on his property.
A Bayville woman called to report a peacock on the hood of her car and wouldn't let her approach. (FWIW, I know who owns that peacock!)
A Highway 20 resident reported a large black turkey in his yard. After inspection, the turkey was found to be a local, wild variety. A Sheriff was called to 'deal' with the turkey, justice has been served (and so will the turkey).
Kineth Point Road resident reported that a neighbor just landed a helicopter in the yard. The caller wants to know if that is acceptable. (This guy has been fixing that helicopter in his front yard for almost a decade, glad to know it's flying)
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