Spike's Rule #11

[trystinn]

Spike's Rule #11 - Spike is not allowed to hump anything - especially terracotta planters!

And no, you sickos, I don't have videos of it. A pig orgasm can last 30 minutes and my camera doesn't have that much memory. *shudder*

Comments

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

Mercy. How long are you not-keeping this pig?

[tryst-inn.livejournal.com]

At least another week until hubby can see what's what and see what we can do about building a pigpen.

[lore-of-lore.livejournal.com]

Aaaand he's getting fixed when...? lol

[brock-tn.livejournal.com]

The welded steel grids in the fencing section at your local farmer's co-op are called "hog panels" for a reason. Hog panels are your friend, even for a potbelly pig.

Pigs is pigs. Fortunately, pigs is tasty, too.

[tryst-inn.livejournal.com]

Yep, that's exactly what I'm thinking but I'm also considering an electric wire system.

[tryst-inn.livejournal.com]

Monday he's having his pre-surgical appt.

[lore-of-lore.livejournal.com]

Ahh fun fun. So hopefully soon he won't be humping anything anymore.

And I think the 30 minute orgasm thing would be disturbing to bear witness to, in any form... I'm glad your camera doesn't have that much memory lol

[midnightfae.livejournal.com]

But pigs have corkscrew penises. And, strangely enough, the girls match...

Yeah,I know, gross. But, really? COOLEST PENIS EVER.

[wild-heart.livejournal.com]

Only you, Tris.

[tryst-inn.livejournal.com]

Yep, the Gods sure do love me. Or something. :)

[evaelisabeth.livejournal.com]

ROFLMAO