Door to door bible sales?

[trystinn]

You know, I just have to put this out there:

If you walk up to a house decorated with illuminated stars and pumpkins, cement Greenman peeking through the front bushes and a Witch Ball out in the front yard, cauldrons, witches and fright cats in every window, get up to the door and see not only a Jewish Mezuzza, but also a Welcome sign with atrological and celestial symbols - wouldn't the natural thought be "hmn...they probably aren't Christian". (These are called HINTS, people)

But apparently, its not as obvious as I'd thought - woman tried to give us a free bible and get us to attend her church.

Time to go snopping for more obvious pagan outdoor decorations, I suppose. Wonder who sells a ten foot tall flaming pentagram around here?

Just as soon as I'm over this cold.

Comments

My course of action

[tradarcher.livejournal.com]

I would take the Bible. It was offered as a gift. Find out which church or service that you are being invited to. Go to it. OH I forgot to mention, put on a ritual robe, MUCH jewelry and or large pentragram and go.
Now when the church people stumble overselves, you can say: "Well, you did invite me."
I know I am such a B-A-D pagan.

Re: My course of action

[tryst-inn.livejournal.com]

But a very funny man!

Oh well, a missed opportunity! Actually, my thought is to get a clerical collar (like what the Anglicans wear) on a very dark crimson shit and wear it with a black suit, a large silver pentagram or triple moon pendant and go as visiting clergy!

Hmn...maybe that's what I'll do for Halloween!