Trial #1: I make bread (hopefully)
Jan. 20th, 2006 05:29 pmI've chosen Focaccia as my first attempt because it does not require starter, which I don't have because I just bought the yeast (along with $60 of its favorite baking companions) this afternoon - I am, however, making starter tonight so I can attempt rustic breadmaking on Sunday and Monday. (Details to follow)
Observations
#1: Recipes for bread are suprisingly and shockingly short on details.
#2: There is now more flour in my hair than in the mixer.
#3: Husband was sufficiently wary enough to offer to go pick up dinner from a restaurant - thereby, in a singular master stroke, making himself scarce during this amateur attempt at breadmaking while getting to be the hero when he arrives home with hot food that I have no responsibility or requirement to cook.
#4: The smell of yeast "curing" has got to be the strangest smell on earth, one that not even the bassethound will beg for a taste of.
#5: "Lightly flour surface" is a bald-faced lie. "Massively flour surface" is of considerably more use, exponentially.
#6: There is now more flour on my clothes than in my hair (see #2).
#7: "Room temperature" is too subjective a term to be of any use.
#8: Waiting for yeast to "cure" is almost as boring a task as waiting for dough to rise, and only manages to be a tad bit more interesting because of the science involved in creating new life; albeit yeast-life.
#9: Two kitchen timers are barely enough for this attempt.
#10: "Bread starter" is surprisingly bizarre enough to warrant the need for comparison pictures for grading the accuracy of one's attention to detail.
#11: Friends you have not heard from in months will call you to chat and catch up while you are trying to bake bread.
#12: Baking bread by hand is sufficiently interesting an experience that truly, it should be an assignment for 1st degrees at Lammas. And for all I know, will be.
Update to come when focaccia comes steaming out of the oven. Stay tuned.
"Gorgeous bread, the topping is rosemary, sage and kosher salt:

Willing Volunteers:

And, yes, it tastes FABULOUS"
Observations
#1: Recipes for bread are suprisingly and shockingly short on details.
#2: There is now more flour in my hair than in the mixer.
#3: Husband was sufficiently wary enough to offer to go pick up dinner from a restaurant - thereby, in a singular master stroke, making himself scarce during this amateur attempt at breadmaking while getting to be the hero when he arrives home with hot food that I have no responsibility or requirement to cook.
#4: The smell of yeast "curing" has got to be the strangest smell on earth, one that not even the bassethound will beg for a taste of.
#5: "Lightly flour surface" is a bald-faced lie. "Massively flour surface" is of considerably more use, exponentially.
#6: There is now more flour on my clothes than in my hair (see #2).
#7: "Room temperature" is too subjective a term to be of any use.
#8: Waiting for yeast to "cure" is almost as boring a task as waiting for dough to rise, and only manages to be a tad bit more interesting because of the science involved in creating new life; albeit yeast-life.
#9: Two kitchen timers are barely enough for this attempt.
#10: "Bread starter" is surprisingly bizarre enough to warrant the need for comparison pictures for grading the accuracy of one's attention to detail.
#11: Friends you have not heard from in months will call you to chat and catch up while you are trying to bake bread.
#12: Baking bread by hand is sufficiently interesting an experience that truly, it should be an assignment for 1st degrees at Lammas. And for all I know, will be.
Update to come when focaccia comes steaming out of the oven. Stay tuned.
"Gorgeous bread, the topping is rosemary, sage and kosher salt:

Willing Volunteers:

And, yes, it tastes FABULOUS"
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Date: 2006-01-21 02:43 am (UTC)2) Strangely enough, vacuums (dustbusters!) are of more use than, say, hot water, when one has a massive amount of flour in their hair.. at least at first. :)
3) HAH!
4) Yeast has this very "warm" smell to me. For lack of a better way of describing it, we'll use a turn of phrase that I can't recall what it's actually named (sigh) but: "It smells brown."
5) Lightly is under 1/2 cup or so. More or less, depending on how humid your area is.
6) LoL!
7) Room temperature isn't subjective. Room temperature is defined as 72*F. As far as I know, it's been defined as 72*F (and whatever the equivalent Celcius term is) for decades.. silly Trys! :P~~~~
8) If your yeast is taking more than 5 minutes to wake up? You have bad yeast, or the water was too warm (yes 2 degrees can make all the difference between waking it up, and parboiling it...)
9) LOL!
10) True 'nuff.. until you get the feel for it, at least.
11) But of course!
12) LMAO! Yes, but personally, I'm a fan of cornbread for Lammas. :)
Good luck with the focaccia! We want piccies!
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Date: 2006-01-21 02:48 am (UTC)Room temperature in WA is closer to 62 degrees, I'd have to put the heat on to get it into the seventies. And why, yes, its very humid here - almost always is, IMHO.
I just yanked the focaccia out of the oven, looks delicious! Will be posting pic goodness in a few minutes!
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Date: 2006-01-21 11:28 am (UTC)I've been baking bread for ever and ever.
I usually do my bread rising in an oven that's either been slightly warmed (or not - as whim and equipment allow) and then leave a light on when it rises. This allows for a slightly warmer environment for the bread.
my brother - who's a trained pastry chef (yes there's a profession devoted to just breads) could have better info but I won't see him 'til Sunday.
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Date: 2006-01-21 06:58 pm (UTC)The book is amazing, has different styles of recipes (loaves, rolls & buns, coffee breads/rolls, yeast specialties (waffles, flapjacks, etc), cool-rise, easy mix, batter breads, quickbreads), and is short--only about 152 pages (including index).
The recipes are simple to follow, and they have excellent tips on how to do the various steps.
Anywho.. :) I believe
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Date: 2006-01-21 06:59 pm (UTC)Btw, the focaccia is almost gone. Next time, I make two loaves!