Odd things...

[trystinn]

There are several wreaths on the front of our home, each of them gifts from friends, with stars strung across the middles with colored yarn. They are fairly mundane things, having never caused any alarm or concern. Frankly unless you're looking for the stars specifically you are bound to miss them completely. There's also a mezuzah on the front door frame, just to add a small touch of "WHATTHEFUCKitis", which has served as a lovely distraction when church's come a-knocking. Which they do often. We get quite a few missionaries and they've never noticed either, oddly enough.

Inevitably perhaps, someone noticed *something* today - there was a pamphlet stating "The End to False Religion" by the Jehovah's Witless Witness.

The irony.

Comments

[dana3.livejournal.com]

Was sitting with a grieving friend one day when two guys in suits pick their way up her front walk. I answer her the door to save her the trouble. They're all smiles and manners. I ask them what they're selling. They tell me nothing, but they want to tell me about ... I cut them off. You're selling religion!! No thank you. Go away and stay away. And then I close the door.

They haven't been back to hassle my friend since. :)

I wouldn't get paranoid. JWs leave those pamphlets as calling cards when you aren't home or aren't answering the door or don't feel like arguing with them or whatever. The selection of pamphlets is limited and fairly random.