Odd things...

[trystinn]

There are several wreaths on the front of our home, each of them gifts from friends, with stars strung across the middles with colored yarn. They are fairly mundane things, having never caused any alarm or concern. Frankly unless you're looking for the stars specifically you are bound to miss them completely. There's also a mezuzah on the front door frame, just to add a small touch of "WHATTHEFUCKitis", which has served as a lovely distraction when church's come a-knocking. Which they do often. We get quite a few missionaries and they've never noticed either, oddly enough.

Inevitably perhaps, someone noticed *something* today - there was a pamphlet stating "The End to False Religion" by the Jehovah's Witless Witness.

The irony.

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We Got One

[daurdabla.livejournal.com]

My Lovely Wife (veshengri.livejournal.com) wrote on the front of it, something to the effect of "It's About Time You'll Be Brought Down. You've Bothered Us Pagans Long Enough." Below that, she wrote "And would you give back the keys to the Capitol when you leave, please?" and stuck it on our front door with tape. I doubt they'll see it, but it gave me a chuckle.

Re: We Got One

[bunnsidhe.livejournal.com]

I wonder if anyone has ever fouund out where these people live and knocked on their doors to sell religion...that I'd like to see.