Enter the madhouse

[trystinn]

Josh: I wanna go shoot my new sniper rifle.
Tris: So go *shooing motion*
Josh: Wanna come?
Tris: Are we going to use Correlians as target practice? I could download some of their badges, print them out and tape them to the targets.
Josh: You scare me. No.
Tris: How about $RW books?
Josh: Yeah, see, I don't think they will let us use those at the rifle range.
Tris: Book of Mormon? Watchtower? Jack Chick tracts? Jehovah's Witless VHS tapes? Bush-Cheney bumper stickers? Yellow support our troops car magnets?
Josh: Paper targets, hon, universal non-descript could-be-anyone profile targets.
Tris: Not worth my time, then. Let me know when you decide to get serious.
Josh: Do our Elders know about this side of you?
Tris: Who do you think gave me those ideas?
Josh: Good point.

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[keastree.livejournal.com]

My Elders have at times expressed interest to either A) have me on their side in a firefight and/or B) stand where my SP21 ejects its brass so they can catch it as it flies(sends the casings to within a 4 inch circle when it fires).

ION, I've been thinking about trying Bible v .45ACP to so I can demonstrate that Bibles don't stop bullets. I need to do it with a Pentacle as well. :)