Running behind

Gracie's on the mend, but we're keeping the cone on for now. We're still waiting to hear about Tracker's thyroid tests.

I have no idea what happened today. Got up, did some chores, had lunch with Josh, ran over to pick up Pinky and run some errands, pick up the kids, then back to the apartment with the kiddies, get the carpet fixed from the rain leak last month (yep, the carpet guys finally showed up), then back to drop Pinky & the kids off...then suddenly, its dinner time.

Geesh!

I still have a few gifts to make, wrap, etc. I'll probably spend the evening trying to get Alicia's present finished, so we can seal it tomorrow at Pinky's...I just remembered, its another day of errands tomorrow!

Better get started.

Funny: Great ways to fool Santa

Great Ways to Confuse Santa




The top 13 ways to confuse Santa Claus

1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds.

2. While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket.

3. Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants.

4. While he's in the house, replace all his reindeer with exact replicas. Then wait and see what happens when he tries to get them to fly.

5. Leave out a copy of your Christmas list with last-minute changes and corrections.

6. Plug up the chimney

7. Leave a note by the telephone, telling Santa that Mrs. Claus called and wanted to remind him to pick up some milk and a loaf of bread on his way home.

8. Dress up like the Easter Bunny. Wait for Santa to come and then say, "This neighborhood ain't big enough for the both of us."

9. While he's in the house, find the sleigh and sit in it. As soon as he comes back and sees you, tell him that he shouldn't have missed that last payment, and take off.

10. Leave a plate filled with cookies and a glass of milk out, with a note that says, "For The Tooth Fairy."

11. Take everything out of your house as if it's just been robbed. When Santa arrives, show up dressed like a policeman and say, "Well, well. They always return to the scene of the crime."

12. Leave out a Santa suit, with a dry-cleaning bill.

13. Leave Santa a note, explaining that you've moved. Include a map with unclear and hard-to-read directions to your new house.