Water, water everywhere....barely a drop to drink

I'm thinking the community well may have a bad pump - we've almost no water pressure today. And, of course, given that its a private community trying to get someone on the phone to explain what's going on is almost impossible.

Update: Very cool - water is back in action.

Update #2: Nope, its back to a drizel now. Still no call back.

Update #3: Josh lost his temper and called the office, seems they are doing a system flush and just put signs up at the tank and pump building, but since we don't drive by there we didn't see them. You know, for $100 a month, I expect a call back within 6 hours. *sigh*

Btw, you all have to read the "Nightside" series by Simon R. Green. Yes. You do.

Humor: Pagan Problem Report Form (aka Occult Incident Report)

The Pagan Problem Report Form

1. Describe your pagan problem: __________________________________________________

2. Now, describe the pagan problem accurately:___________________________________________

3. Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem: ____________________________________

4. Problem severity:
A. Minor B. Minor C. Minor D. Trivial

5. Nature of the problem:
A. ___Attachment B. ___Possession C. ___Hex D. ___Strange Smell

6. Is your Aura plugged in Correctly? Yes __ No __

7. Is it turned on? Yes __ No __

8. Have you tried to Cleanse or Vanquish it yourself? Yes __ No __

9. Have you made it worse? Yes __

10. Have you had a friend who "knows all about Witchcraft and cleansing" try to fix it for you? Yes__ No__

11. Did they make it even worse? Yes __

12. Have you read a Book of Shadows? Yes__ No__

13. Are you sure you've read a Book of Shadows? Maybe __ No__

14. Are you absolutely certain you've read a Book of Shadows? No__

15. If you read a Book of Shadows, do you think you understood it? Yes__ No__

16. If 'Yes' then explain why you can't fix the problem yourself:
__________________________________________________

17. What were you doing with your Ritual circle when the problem occurred?
__________________________________________________

18. If you answered 'nothing' then explain why you were on the Astral plane:
___________________________________________________

19. Are you sure that you aren't imagining the problem? Yes__ No__

20. Does the Cauldron in your circle work? Yes__ What's a CAULDRON? __

21. Do you have a copy of 'Witchcraft for Dummies'? Yes__ No__

22. Do you have any independent witnesses to the problem, either here or passed over ? Yes__ No__

23. Do you have any magical tools, gifts or talents that DO work? Yes__ No__

24. Is there anyone else you could blame this problem on? Yes__ No__

25. Have you given yourself a good whack on the forehead? Yes__ No__ (if 'no' do it now)

26. Is the group outside your home trying to set you on fire? Yes__ Not Yet __