The Cats Upon an Evening

Libby: *boing, boing* Let's play!

Fudge: Stop bothering me kid.

Libby: *boing, boing* Ain't I cute? Let's PLAY!

Fudge: If you don't get out of my face I'm going to slap you into next week.

Libby: But I'm precious! I even look a bit like you, I'm black with speckles.

Fudge: I've shat bigger and brighter piles than you. Beat it.

Libby: Watch, I'm fun and adventurous. *scatters all over the place attacking dust bunnies*

Fudge: Kid, if you know what's good for you, you'd be off playing with the basset.

Libby: *boing, boing*

Fudge: Mom, she's bothering ME!

*headdesk*