trystinn: (Bunnies everywhere!)
TrystInn ([personal profile] trystinn) wrote2008-01-30 11:04 pm

*Evil Cackle of Glee and Mayhem*

I managed to procure yet another copy (first one was borrowed and never returned) of "Hearts in Armor" an Italian sword and sorcery flick so incredibly bad one can scarcely believe it.

I'm all ready for the next Wild Women's Weekend, [livejournal.com profile] dbmyrrha and [livejournal.com profile] chyara!

[identity profile] brock-tn.livejournal.com 2008-01-31 02:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, gawd, I remember that one. It gets double cheese points for having Tanya Roberts in the cast, with an extra cheese bonus for having a Samurai warrior wandering around medieval Italy.

Given that it was based, very loosely, on the Orlando Furioso, the producers of the film probably had Ludovico Ariosto doing about 100 RPM.

[identity profile] tryst-inn.livejournal.com 2008-01-31 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Its literally the worst movie I've ever seen, and that's saying something. That said, its perfect for improvisation parties involving lots of alcohol!

I hadn't realized previously that Italy subscribes to the heaving bosom theory of method acting aka "Let me fight him! I'll fight him!"

[identity profile] mamaursula.livejournal.com 2008-01-31 03:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, if you're into silly fantasy movies, Dragonlance is pretty awful too...unless you're drunk, in which case it has some charm.

[identity profile] tryst-inn.livejournal.com 2008-01-31 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Oooooh, may have to add that one to the line up. Which already is comprised of Xanadu and the the Pirate Movie.

[identity profile] tide-and-time.livejournal.com 2008-01-31 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Speaking of, did those books arrive?

hugs,
D

[identity profile] tryst-inn.livejournal.com 2008-01-31 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Absolutely! It was right during your move, so I sent you a quickie email which apparently went astray. Thank you, thank you!

Let me know what incense you'd like.

[identity profile] dbmyrrha.livejournal.com 2008-01-31 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll do my best to stay awake during this one. LOL. (It might help if we started watching it earlier, and with less booze in me.)

[identity profile] tryst-inn.livejournal.com 2008-01-31 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
On a general basis I disapprove of early movies and less booze, but for you darling, I'll allow it. Besides, it'll be at your house so your house rules!

Speaking of which, Alicia is asking - when is the next ritual we can come down for? And the next twelve or so after that? *WEG*

[identity profile] dbmyrrha.livejournal.com 2008-02-01 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
I'll e-mail you in a bit.

[identity profile] tryst-inn.livejournal.com 2008-02-01 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
Sounds good, thanks. She has a harder time getting off work than I do.

Also, you'll need to do TIW translations for us BTWs, so we know how to dress, what to bring, magical weaponry that's appropriate, etc.