I managed to procure yet another copy (first one was borrowed and never returned) of "Hearts in Armor" an Italian sword and sorcery flick so incredibly bad one can scarcely believe it.
I'm all ready for the next Wild Women's Weekend, dbmyrrha and chyara!
Oh, gawd, I remember that one. It gets double cheese points for having Tanya Roberts in the cast, with an extra cheese bonus for having a Samurai warrior wandering around medieval Italy.
Given that it was based, very loosely, on the Orlando Furioso, the producers of the film probably had Ludovico Ariosto doing about 100 RPM.
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Date: 2008-01-31 02:31 pm (UTC)Given that it was based, very loosely, on the Orlando Furioso, the producers of the film probably had Ludovico Ariosto doing about 100 RPM.
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Date: 2008-01-31 05:59 pm (UTC)I hadn't realized previously that Italy subscribes to the heaving bosom theory of method acting aka "Let me fight him! I'll fight him!"