Internet Axionms
Jan. 16th, 2005 11:58 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
trystinnInternet Axionms
1. Home is where you hang your @
2. The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the
mail
3. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single
click.
4. You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.
5. Great groups from little icons grow.
6. Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.
7. C is the root of all directories.
8. The modem is the message.
9. Too many clicks spoil the browse.
10. The geek shall inherit the earth.
11. A chat has nine lives.
12. Don't byte off more than you can view.
13. Fax is stranger than fiction.
14. What boots up must come down.
15. Windows will never cease.
16. Virtual reality is its own reward.
17. There's no place like http://www.home.com
18. Know what to expect before you connect.
19. Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we
practice.
20. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day;
teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for
weeks.
1. Home is where you hang your @
2. The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the
3. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single
click.
4. You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.
5. Great groups from little icons grow.
6. Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.
7. C is the root of all directories.
8. The modem is the message.
9. Too many clicks spoil the browse.
10. The geek shall inherit the earth.
11. A chat has nine lives.
12. Don't byte off more than you can view.
13. Fax is stranger than fiction.
14. What boots up must come down.
15. Windows will never cease.
16. Virtual reality is its own reward.
17. There's no place like http://www.home.com
18. Know what to expect before you connect.
19. Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we
practice.
20. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day;
teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for
weeks.
