The joys

[trystinn]

We were watching one of the other exchange students today, so its been especially hysterical around here with the two of them. They vacuumed the house, screaming with laughter and vacuuming each other. Then they made sandwich wraps, which meant more yelling and laughter.

Karen wanted an iPad so we headed into town to find one (failed miserably), at the NEX I stepped in a pothole (damn bifocals) and went down somewhat lightly. Landed on my right hand and left knee (yep, the bad one again). Nothing serious, just a bit of a limp and bleeding knuckles.

Karen shrieked and ran over, asking "Did you bruise your meat?" While I was blinking and trying to form a coherent sentence, she saw my bloody hand and yelled "You broke your meat!" The nice folks who saw me go down and had run over to help were doubled over and covering their mouths trying to control themselves.

So yes, ladies and gentlemen, I have somehow managed to break my meat. Thankfully, I have had a chance to clean, medicate and bandage my meat.

I have not laughed like this in years!

Also, we spent nearly a hundred dollars on Nerf guns and ammunition because my husband asked me to on video conference. *grin*

Comments

[badseed1980.livejournal.com]

OMG I am so stealing that expression. "Why the Band-aid?" "I broke my meat!"

[effloresense.livejournal.com]

I can't stop giggling at that.... Broke your meat... Hee!

[tryst-inn.livejournal.com]

I'm gonna need this one needlepointed, I think and hung over the medicine cabinet:

"In case you broke your meat,
first aid provided within."

[effloresense.livejournal.com]

Mightily approved. :)

[synapsepi.livejournal.com]

I'm laughing so hard I have tears rolling down my cheeks.

and I totally agree with the needlepoint idea!

[dbmyrrha.livejournal.com]

*snort*
These girls just sound adorable.

[tryst-inn.livejournal.com]

Its HIlarity, lemme tell you. You are much acquainted with the male version. :D