Well, its unofficial ... Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy sucks

[trystinn]

Cannot speak. Babel fish destroyed.

The gory long version with spoilers:
http://www.planetmagrathea.com/longreview1.html

The short story without spoilers:
http://www.planetmagrathea.com/shortreview.html

Argh...how I wish for the bitter end sweet Vogon poetry would provide...

*snort*