Odd things...

[trystinn]

There are several wreaths on the front of our home, each of them gifts from friends, with stars strung across the middles with colored yarn. They are fairly mundane things, having never caused any alarm or concern. Frankly unless you're looking for the stars specifically you are bound to miss them completely. There's also a mezuzah on the front door frame, just to add a small touch of "WHATTHEFUCKitis", which has served as a lovely distraction when church's come a-knocking. Which they do often. We get quite a few missionaries and they've never noticed either, oddly enough.

Inevitably perhaps, someone noticed *something* today - there was a pamphlet stating "The End to False Religion" by the Jehovah's Witless Witness.

The irony.

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[tryst-inn.livejournal.com]

Have shotgun and four generally useless "guard dogs". At this point, my only hope is that they trip over a dog and one of the bassets drools directly onto their face so they drown to death in my driveway.

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[magicalmehendi.livejournal.com]

they trip and sue...remember murphy and his bastard little law

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[fabricdragon.livejournal.com]

i have a dog like that too...about as actually dangerous to most people as.. well. a plush toy.
fortunately he is a BIG dog, who stands up at the door and tries to go OUT! so he can run! around the block!and give mommy a coronary by running across the street and so on....but it must look really scary, because most of the missionaries leave really fast once he hits the door.
although you never know, our previous dog was a wuv bug and licked everyone, right up until the guy tried to break in, then he tried to eat his hand.