Enter the madhouse

[trystinn]

Josh: I wanna go shoot my new sniper rifle.
Tris: So go *shooing motion*
Josh: Wanna come?
Tris: Are we going to use Correlians as target practice? I could download some of their badges, print them out and tape them to the targets.
Josh: You scare me. No.
Tris: How about $RW books?
Josh: Yeah, see, I don't think they will let us use those at the rifle range.
Tris: Book of Mormon? Watchtower? Jack Chick tracts? Jehovah's Witless VHS tapes? Bush-Cheney bumper stickers? Yellow support our troops car magnets?
Josh: Paper targets, hon, universal non-descript could-be-anyone profile targets.
Tris: Not worth my time, then. Let me know when you decide to get serious.
Josh: Do our Elders know about this side of you?
Tris: Who do you think gave me those ideas?
Josh: Good point.

Comments

[wild-heart.livejournal.com]

LOL

I saw a bumpersticker today that I haven't seen before.
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Sounds like fun to me

[trystn.livejournal.com]

What caliber does he have and where do you know of a 500 + meter range? I'll go shooting with him any time, although I only have a .25-06 Remington, a 117 Grain Hornady Interlock at 2800 fps can make a Book of Mormon explode ...

[brock-tn.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a perfectly ordinary converation in our home.

MY wife wouldn't let me buy a 105mm howitzer on the sole ground that we can't buy ammo for it, and she's not having guns lying about that we can't shoot...

[keastree.livejournal.com]

My Elders have at times expressed interest to either A) have me on their side in a firefight and/or B) stand where my SP21 ejects its brass so they can catch it as it flies(sends the casings to within a 4 inch circle when it fires).

ION, I've been thinking about trying Bible v .45ACP to so I can demonstrate that Bibles don't stop bullets. I need to do it with a Pentacle as well. :)

[seastormwitch.livejournal.com]

*LMAO* Sounds like a great conversation to me!

[luna-rae.livejournal.com]

Too funny! I had a good laugh reading that!

[herbmcsidhe.livejournal.com]

Knowing your Elders, they probably did, indeed. :)

[bunnsidhe.livejournal.com]

I love Chick Tracts! My favourite is a tie between "John Sullivan the Catholic Goes to Hell" and the one about how Dungeons & Dragons turns people onto witchcraft and makes them commit suicide. Great times.

Your husband lets you have no fun. :P My husband says he would love to shoot at a picture of Bush.