Enter the madhouse

[trystinn]

Josh: I wanna go shoot my new sniper rifle.
Tris: So go *shooing motion*
Josh: Wanna come?
Tris: Are we going to use Correlians as target practice? I could download some of their badges, print them out and tape them to the targets.
Josh: You scare me. No.
Tris: How about $RW books?
Josh: Yeah, see, I don't think they will let us use those at the rifle range.
Tris: Book of Mormon? Watchtower? Jack Chick tracts? Jehovah's Witless VHS tapes? Bush-Cheney bumper stickers? Yellow support our troops car magnets?
Josh: Paper targets, hon, universal non-descript could-be-anyone profile targets.
Tris: Not worth my time, then. Let me know when you decide to get serious.
Josh: Do our Elders know about this side of you?
Tris: Who do you think gave me those ideas?
Josh: Good point.

Comments

[bunnsidhe.livejournal.com]

I love Chick Tracts! My favourite is a tie between "John Sullivan the Catholic Goes to Hell" and the one about how Dungeons & Dragons turns people onto witchcraft and makes them commit suicide. Great times.

Your husband lets you have no fun. :P My husband says he would love to shoot at a picture of Bush.

[tryst-inn.livejournal.com]

Its probably best as an active duty sailor he not do things like that. LOL