A little diddy about where true power lies - knowledge

A large scientific organization in America (where else) decided to
pose the question to its Hitech computer. "Is there a GOD?" After
feeding in all relevant information available they typed it in and
waited. After a lot of hard disk searching and the checking of all
drives the computer went into an eerie silence for a few hours and
then started typing.

Its answer was "Insufficient data."

Not to be outdone the scientists in their infinite wisdom started
gathering information on God from the Worlds libraries, archives, and
archaeology institutions. So much information was assembled that it
was decided that one computer could not handle it all so all large
computers in the States were linked together for the operation. Again
the question was posed and all the computers went into action. After
three days the answer was forthcoming.

"Not enough resources to compute answer."

This time they were going to get an answer to an age old problem and
nothing would stop them. After months of negotiations with governments
around the world they were able to link all the computers in the world
together to produce the ultimate computer. Nothing would stop them
now. Just to make sure they fed in all information even remotely
connected to God.

The information entered and all computers linked a scientist typed in
the question "Is there a God?" The computer whirred into action
checking all its drives and then linking with all the other computers.
After months of activity going from one computer to another the
computer started typing the answer and everybody waited eagerly as it
typed to the screen.

"There is now."

Bandwagon:

By Civil's request:

bandwagon
1. name: Tris
2. age: 33 in a few weeks
3. where on earth do you live: on a tiny island in the Puget Sound
4. what makes you happy: Josh, furbabies, research, orgasms (in no order)
5. what have you been listening to lately: Ani DeFranco
6. do you enjoy reading my LJ: Yeah, baby!
7. if so, why: I can read faster than you can talk. Yeah, its a bloody miracle.
8. interesting fact about you: I write erotica & have been offered a publishing contract
9. are you in love at the moment: Yeah, baby!
10. favourite destination: Key Largo, FL
11. favourite quote: "Stupid should hurt" from my hubby
12. will you post this in your LJ: Yeah, baby!


RECOMMEND:
1. a movie: Practical Magic (Hey, you force me to choose one, you deserve what you get!)
2. a book: Gerald B. Gardner: Book of Shadows
3. a band, song or album: Ani DeFranco

The Antichrist, an update

As someone who grew up watching Knight Rider, and as someone who hated Baywatch, I simply must share this:

David Hasselhoff is the Antichrist

http://www.esquilax.com/baywatch/index.shtml

The pictures are hysterical...

Internet Axionms

Internet Axionms

1. Home is where you hang your @

2. The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the
mail

3. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single
click.

4. You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.

5. Great groups from little icons grow.

6. Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.

7. C is the root of all directories.

8. The modem is the message.

9. Too many clicks spoil the browse.

10. The geek shall inherit the earth.

11. A chat has nine lives.

12. Don't byte off more than you can view.

13. Fax is stranger than fiction.

14. What boots up must come down.

15. Windows will never cease.

16. Virtual reality is its own reward.

17. There's no place like http://www.home.com

18. Know what to expect before you connect.

19. Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we
practice.

20. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day;
teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for
weeks.