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trystinnA large scientific organization in America (where else) decided to
pose the question to its Hitech computer. "Is there a GOD?" After
feeding in all relevant information available they typed it in and
waited. After a lot of hard disk searching and the checking of all
drives the computer went into an eerie silence for a few hours and
then started typing.
Its answer was "Insufficient data."
Not to be outdone the scientists in their infinite wisdom started
gathering information on God from the Worlds libraries, archives, and
archaeology institutions. So much information was assembled that it
was decided that one computer could not handle it all so all large
computers in the States were linked together for the operation. Again
the question was posed and all the computers went into action. After
three days the answer was forthcoming.
"Not enough resources to compute answer."
This time they were going to get an answer to an age old problem and
nothing would stop them. After months of negotiations with governments
around the world they were able to link all the computers in the world
together to produce the ultimate computer. Nothing would stop them
now. Just to make sure they fed in all information even remotely
connected to God.
The information entered and all computers linked a scientist typed in
the question "Is there a God?" The computer whirred into action
checking all its drives and then linking with all the other computers.
After months of activity going from one computer to another the
computer started typing the answer and everybody waited eagerly as it
typed to the screen.
"There is now."
pose the question to its Hitech computer. "Is there a GOD?" After
feeding in all relevant information available they typed it in and
waited. After a lot of hard disk searching and the checking of all
drives the computer went into an eerie silence for a few hours and
then started typing.
Its answer was "Insufficient data."
Not to be outdone the scientists in their infinite wisdom started
gathering information on God from the Worlds libraries, archives, and
archaeology institutions. So much information was assembled that it
was decided that one computer could not handle it all so all large
computers in the States were linked together for the operation. Again
the question was posed and all the computers went into action. After
three days the answer was forthcoming.
"Not enough resources to compute answer."
This time they were going to get an answer to an age old problem and
nothing would stop them. After months of negotiations with governments
around the world they were able to link all the computers in the world
together to produce the ultimate computer. Nothing would stop them
now. Just to make sure they fed in all information even remotely
connected to God.
The information entered and all computers linked a scientist typed in
the question "Is there a God?" The computer whirred into action
checking all its drives and then linking with all the other computers.
After months of activity going from one computer to another the
computer started typing the answer and everybody waited eagerly as it
typed to the screen.
"There is now."
