Door to door bible sales?

You know, I just have to put this out there:

If you walk up to a house decorated with illuminated stars and pumpkins, cement Greenman peeking through the front bushes and a Witch Ball out in the front yard, cauldrons, witches and fright cats in every window, get up to the door and see not only a Jewish Mezuzza, but also a Welcome sign with atrological and celestial symbols - wouldn't the natural thought be "hmn...they probably aren't Christian". (These are called HINTS, people)

But apparently, its not as obvious as I'd thought - woman tried to give us a free bible and get us to attend her church.

Time to go snopping for more obvious pagan outdoor decorations, I suppose. Wonder who sells a ten foot tall flaming pentagram around here?

Just as soon as I'm over this cold.