The way to save the world, gyno style!

[trystinn]

Wire women experiencing hot flashes to power lines and watch the meters run backwards. We can put a man on the moon, can we put a peri-menopausal woman on the grid?

*exhaustive fanning*

Quick, someone make me a power surge or hot flash icon. The Queen of Supernatural Hotness commands you!

Comments

[tryst-inn.livejournal.com]

I love that 'if desired add booze' portion! Will have to add a few of those things to the go to market list.

[fabricdragon.livejournal.com]

hey, booze is made from plants and herbs.. its medicinal, right?

well, some of it is.......

i know there is some research that says "healthy fats" like coconut oil, avacado, and Flax and Fish oils are good for menopause symptoms. i am not at that point, but i know some folks who take Udo's oil blends for it... (a basic good oils blend in the health food store)

besides, i think there is something innately soothing about a blender. crushed ice... fruit... tropical flavors.....
maybe its like a draft in a hot room is so noticeable. maybe if you took a vacation to jamaica or hawaii or someplace the hot flash wouldnt be as noticeable.....