Things I never thought I'd say to a kid
Feb. 1st, 2008 04:17 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
trystinn"Could you tell me if that rabbit is breathing? I'm asking because you're carrying him around by his neck."
Which wasn't quite as dramatic as it sounds, but I'd gotten tired of "support their feet now" and being ignored. At least then he started listening to me and carried the rabbit around correctly.
Which wasn't quite as dramatic as it sounds, but I'd gotten tired of "support their feet now" and being ignored. At least then he started listening to me and carried the rabbit around correctly.
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Date: 2008-02-02 03:45 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-02-02 04:32 am (UTC)I <3 U.
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Date: 2008-02-02 08:09 am (UTC)"If you dont {xxx}, I'm gonna smack you so hard your butt cracks the other direction."
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Date: 2008-02-02 08:32 am (UTC)Other perennial faves:
"I brought you into this world and I'll take you out. And then I'll make another one look just like you."
"I'll knock you into next week, meet you on Friday and beat you all over again".