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trystinnThe Daily Furkid To Do List:
Update: Libby - instead of going through the dog door out back, jump onto the window screens on the front porch and yowl repeatedly. Bonus: scaring Mum half to death in the process.
Flash - pull down at least one set of drapes.
Libby - find something interesting, yet pointy, in the kindling pile to play with and leave in the hallway for Mum to walk on with bare feet.
Kodiak - get loose during the night and before being herded by the dogs or Libby back to her pen, leave a few poops on the floor. Bonus points for chewing on something vital like electrical cords.
Gracie - leave a tennis ball right where Mum will trip on it.
Fudge - sit on the kitchen counter and indignantly yowl for milk while Mum feeds the dogs.
Flash - mess up all of the afghans on the sofa and leather arm chair. If feeling particularly active, leave them strewn about the floor. If feeling particularly ornery, leave them piled up on the dog beds so Mum has to re-wash them all.
Libby - go out and find some small critter to kill, leave it on the floor in front of the sink where Mum stands when she waits for the coffee maker. Alternatively, leave a dead bird in front of the lovebird's cage.
Flash & Gracie - find any excuse to bark and howl very loudly early in the morning. Trivial changes in the neighborhood work best for this.
Fudgie - nap on Mum's chair so black fur blends with black microfiber so Mum accidentally sits down on 14 pound cat.
Libby - lie in wait between the two shower curtains to surprise Mum while she's having her sitting meditation.
Flash - should Mum forget to feed the dogs, drag or nose the food bowl onto the kitchen floor and make a racket scooting it around while whining.
Libby - lose collar next door so the neighbor has to bring it back.
Flash - get into the bathroom hamper and steal all the underwear and halters, then hide them under the back porch.
Libby - knock the bird gym off the cage, waking Mum up in a full panic mode. Bonus: knock all those annoying bits and pieces off so napping is more comfortable from now on.
Flash - pull something (or everything) out of the recycling bin and leave it in the kitchen or tucked somewhere strange in the bedrooms. Bonus points: Get a 2 liter bottle stuck behind the toilet pipes.
Flash - take a mid-morning nap in the guest room/den and completely mess up the bed, while leaving muddy pawprints all over the linens.
Flash - get locked in a closet, shower or bedroom then howl piteously until Mum comes to the rescue.
Update: Libby - instead of going through the dog door out back, jump onto the window screens on the front porch and yowl repeatedly. Bonus: scaring Mum half to death in the process.
Flash - pull down at least one set of drapes.
Libby - find something interesting, yet pointy, in the kindling pile to play with and leave in the hallway for Mum to walk on with bare feet.
Kodiak - get loose during the night and before being herded by the dogs or Libby back to her pen, leave a few poops on the floor. Bonus points for chewing on something vital like electrical cords.
Gracie - leave a tennis ball right where Mum will trip on it.
Fudge - sit on the kitchen counter and indignantly yowl for milk while Mum feeds the dogs.
Flash - mess up all of the afghans on the sofa and leather arm chair. If feeling particularly active, leave them strewn about the floor. If feeling particularly ornery, leave them piled up on the dog beds so Mum has to re-wash them all.
Libby - go out and find some small critter to kill, leave it on the floor in front of the sink where Mum stands when she waits for the coffee maker. Alternatively, leave a dead bird in front of the lovebird's cage.
Flash & Gracie - find any excuse to bark and howl very loudly early in the morning. Trivial changes in the neighborhood work best for this.
Fudgie - nap on Mum's chair so black fur blends with black microfiber so Mum accidentally sits down on 14 pound cat.
Libby - lie in wait between the two shower curtains to surprise Mum while she's having her sitting meditation.
Flash - should Mum forget to feed the dogs, drag or nose the food bowl onto the kitchen floor and make a racket scooting it around while whining.
Libby - lose collar next door so the neighbor has to bring it back.
Flash - get into the bathroom hamper and steal all the underwear and halters, then hide them under the back porch.
Libby - knock the bird gym off the cage, waking Mum up in a full panic mode. Bonus: knock all those annoying bits and pieces off so napping is more comfortable from now on.
Flash - pull something (or everything) out of the recycling bin and leave it in the kitchen or tucked somewhere strange in the bedrooms. Bonus points: Get a 2 liter bottle stuck behind the toilet pipes.
Flash - take a mid-morning nap in the guest room/den and completely mess up the bed, while leaving muddy pawprints all over the linens.
Flash - get locked in a closet, shower or bedroom then howl piteously until Mum comes to the rescue.
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