Kosher Laws, explained

[trystinn]

For those that didn't get to see them elsewhere:

This is how the Kosher Laws were written.

"Kosher Talk"
A dialogue while Moses is at the top of Mt. Sinai....

G~d: And remember Moses, in the laws of keeping Kosher, never cook a calf in its mother's milk. It is cruel.

Moses: Ohhhhh! So you are saying we should never eat milk and meat together.

G~d: No, what I'm saying is, never cook a calf in its mother's milk.

Moses: Oh, Lord forgive my ignorance! What you are really saying is we should wait six hours
after eating meat to eat milk so the two are not in our stomachs.

G~d: No, Moses, listen to me. I am saying, don't cook a calf in its mother's milk!!!

Moses: Oh, Lord! Please don't strike me down for my stupidity! What you mean is we should have a separate
set of dishes for milk and a separate set for meat and if we make a mistake we have to bury that dish outside....

G~d: Moses, do whatever the hell you want..........

Comments

[wild-heart.livejournal.com]

ROFLMAO!!!

And don't forget, Kosher doesn't count if someone else is paying for the lobster . . .

[tryst-inn.livejournal.com]

Damn straight - woman's gotta have STANDARDS.